look, you people, i do this web crap all day. by the time i get around to dealing with my personal web page, i just really don't care enough. that, and caltech crushed any creativity i might have had once upon a time, so even if i felt like devoting some effort to this, um, effort, i wouldn't have a clue what to put here. i did the blog thing once, and it bored me. so putting this rant in the lower right hand corner of the page is about all i can come up with. damnit. i don't know how to make that sentence not end in a preposition.
so what, you want some links? here, go nuts. there's the insane asylum where i work (i think i have a barren wasteland of a personal page there, too). i manage a page there called next.yahoo.com, and i've contributed to the lab's smashing success called mindset. oh, and i wrote an initial version of the yahoo toolbar for firefox. all the other stuff i work on is top secret. becuase we wouldn't want the communists to find out what tripe we'll be peddling tomorrow. i'm currently working as a double agent at this investment firm in pasadena called first quadrant, where i do my best to subvert rampant free market capitalism. oh, and i write code for them every once in a while. if after reading all that, you still want to throw gobs of cash my way, you might want to read my horribly out of date resumé and rethink that.
i recently started making make beer on the rare occasion that i'm a) not lazy b) have water and c) can find hops, and i actually put some creative effort into a website for it. and it even has a damn blog. what else do i do in my copious spare time? let's see...i watch tv. bowl. drive around. the occasional acid flashback... and here's how i spent my summer vacation (you may need to right click to save that)